quasi-normalcy:

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to enroll in a Classics course and deliberately and consistently mispronounce “Penelope” as “Peen-a-loap.”

meeting with my professor tomorrow to discuss the direction of my senior thesis and I am wholly unprepared

lalondes:

looking at really successful people your own age like “this could be me but i’m playin”

chromedomed:

legomance:

how many ants are need to fill an apartment

tenants